Episode 32: A Regional Gangster

Performances and the outdoors

Dan and Tony discuss 2017 in its shiny new glory, as well as live performances. Colouring Cats has an upcoming gig on February 2, 2017 – at which they will debut what Dan calls a “rock opera song” and what Tony calls “a new awakening”. They discuss stage presence and performance (and why Tony walked out on Bob Dylan), as well as what it’s like to go camping as a band (“fucking awesome”).


Episode 30: Chorus to Fade

On song-writing exercises and techniques

Turn off the lights and dig out the half-melted candles from your bottom drawer, it’s How to Colour Cats’ first birthday! So let’s cut a piece of cake separate from the main cake so that this over-enthusiastic child can spit all over it it without ruining it for everyone else.

This week we talk to Henry, the drummer of How to Colour Cats, who quits the band on mic within the first five minutes of the show. Then Henry shows Dan and Tony three songwriting techniques and they each write more songs in this single forty-seven minute episode than they have this entire past year. It’s a birthday bonanza!

But wait, there’s more! This week’s episode is the piñata that keeps on giving. It also features:

  • Pick up lines
  • Nicholas Cage v. Nick Cave
  • The Herald Sun

The writing exercises we explore on this episode are:

  1. Cut-up.
  2. Song generation websites.
  3. Automated writing.

Episode 26: Legitimize our drinking – A conversation with Joel Morrison from the Old Bar

Talking with Joel Morrison, co-owner and band booker of the Old Bar

The Old Bar is an iconic Melbourne venue – it’s a small room on Johnston Street that established bands come back to, and where new musicians get their start. Joel Morrison co-owns the place, and books the bands that play there.

We discuss how to book your first gig, how to approach a venue booker, how venue bookers choose bands, how to get a support slot, and of course, what it’s like to own a bar.

Episode 25: All bassists dream of playing guitar

On the importance of grammar and the joy of music videos

This week, Dan and Tony talk with Colouring Cats’ bassist of four months, who still hasn’t been added to the band website. They discuss why he joined the band (“it was the most-well written band advertisement I think I’ve read”), Winamp, music videos, and the importance of band image.

The group shares a few compelling music videos in order to convince Dan that it’s a worthwhile medium:

Episode 24: A Monopoly Over Deniliquin – A conversation with Matt Savage from Destrends

On stage presence and recording an EP with Matt from Destrends


This week, our guest is Matt Savage from Melbourne post-punk slash art-rock band Destrends. They recorded their first EP at Head Gap Recording Studios in Preston just last week. It’s been a hectic few weeks for them – and so we scheduled an interview on the first day Matt has had free to relax.

Matt discusses stage presence and recording an EP for the first time with Dan and Tony.

Destrends are playing a show at at the Worker’s Club on Tuesday June 8 with As Above, So Below. Notice too short? Get tickets to see them at the Tote on July 1, 2016.