Episode 8: You wouldn’t survive 10 minutes at Burning Man

Rock & Roll High School #1: Woodstock

Dan-and-TonyDan is deficient in rock and roll. This pains Tony greatly, so he attempts to enlighten Dan by assigning him a three hour audio-visual homework task: watch the Woodstock documentaryLast week, Dan begrudgingly accepted the challenge.

It wasn’t easy, it was only fun in hindsight, and it took Dan three days to get through the thing without falling asleep. In this episode, Dan shares his insights post-Woodstock.

Talking points include:

  • The songs are long and gimmicky.
  • Hippies aren’t carefree, they’re just dirty.
  • Santana was a good looking man.
  • Perhaps Woodstock was a conspiracy by the American government to garner support for the U.S. Army.

As you may have guessed, Dan wouldn’t survive 10 minutes at Burning Man.

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2 thoughts on “Episode 8: You wouldn’t survive 10 minutes at Burning Man

  1. I tried to instill r&r in him, but, he had his own ideas.
    Still, he liked blink 182 when he was in puberty, does that count for anything (good)?

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